Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we
can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

OMG, that was hilarious!

Fantastic.

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
<<------------ this is sic...

wer u get all these quotes from. funny lah, but abit sic oso lah. 'she takes his balls out and kisses them...........'

Muahahhaha... those aare sic commentators
i got these my email...

i wonder why anyone really go listen and jott down what they were commentating about..

My goodness... what on earth there talking about that it broadcast for millions of ppl in TV....

Heheh, I find joke no. 9 to be the funniest. Especially the last part. "Oh my god, what have I just said?"

Where got anything sick about joke no. 9? It's a perfectly normal sentence, it's our dirty brain that makes us think about other things. ;)

Anyway, I found out that those jokes are actually recycled jokes.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/olympics.asp