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POTONG ZAKA 
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Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ...
.Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?

Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...

Apek: err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..

Ali: Apa problem?

Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aah... dia punya performance tadak bagut...  manyak cinang semputloh ...

Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong. tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...

Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?

Ali: Ya laa.. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..

Apek: err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??

Ali: woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..

Apek: Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..

Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers).

Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lupunya lanchiau..

Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..

Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau.... Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka.. bolo punya olang..

Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja.. Bukan potong zaka la..... Proton Saga........lah.

Posted on: 2010/8/4 11:14
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Re: POTONG ZAKA 
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what is zaka?

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Re: POTONG ZAKA 
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oh circumcised?

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Re: POTONG ZAKA 
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I dunno a lot claimed that circumcised can be clean which i don think so.. u clean it occasionally, it's kind of a habit thing u know...

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bytez, the actual word is "Zakar" it means penis.

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Re: POTONG ZAKA 
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i see thanks.. i think it's indon conversation.

Posted on: 2010/8/4 11:43
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Re: POTONG ZAKA 
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Two old friends - a Chinaman and a news were having a conversation recently ...
. Apek: Lu cut bagut Zaka no ka?

Ali: Manyak bagus. When cut lu Ha-lu manyak have things clean loo ...

Apek: Err ... My friends talk like, cut Zaka aaahh .... manyak ploblem ..

Ali: What problem?

Apek: Manyak remove Lui, again aah ... he's sheer performance bagut ... manyak cinang semputloh ...

Ali: Cehh ... apex, lu that story ... suda my old pieces. tada any problem ... manyak puas woo my wife ...

Apek: Lu mini satisfied whether the cut Zaka ka?

Ali: Ya Laa .. When cut AAHH lu ... more pleasant to play woo .. the slow jet lu ..

Apek: Err ... lu have 1.3 or 1.5?

Ali: Beez apex baik2 talk a little ha ... I have a 6 inch Laa ..

Apek: Tiu Nia ma ... lu do main2 Ha ... which have cut Zaka 6 inches ..

Ali: Cilaka apex ... ni lo look (opens his trousers).

Apek: Chee sin punya olang cave ..... ask baik2 ... lu show lupunya lanchiau ..

Ali: Abis ... lu tada believe .. I show it ..

Apek: I steep lu have asked lanchiau .... I asked about the national car lu ... Zaka cut .. bolo's olang ..

Ali: Aiya ... apex ... other times call betul2 lu la .... kasi Susa alone .. Zaka not cut it ..... Proton Saga is .........

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Hows the translation? I see a 1.3 and 1.5? And open trousers? Must be having a AIM HIGH contest?

National car?

Mei Mei said to di di that the blue bird had fly away already !!!

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I got the joke from my friend, I share it here since I think you guys can understand.

I guess have to be people who understand Malay, Indonesian, and know Proton Saga to understand the joke. Most Indonesian wouldn't understand either, because they don't know Proton Saga.

Posted on: 2010/8/4 12:22
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