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Top 9 comments made by NBC at the Olympics
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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we
can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

Posted on: 2004/9/2 20:22
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OMG, that was hilarious!

Fantastic.

Posted on: 2004/9/3 0:22
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9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
<<------------ this is sic...



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wer u get all these quotes from. funny lah, but abit sic oso lah. 'she takes his balls out and kisses them...........'

Posted on: 2004/9/3 6:25
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Muahahhaha... those aare sic commentators
i got these my email...

i wonder why anyone really go listen and jott down what they were commentating about..

Posted on: 2004/9/3 10:53
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My goodness... what on earth there talking about that it broadcast for millions of ppl in TV....

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Heheh, I find joke no. 9 to be the funniest. Especially the last part. "Oh my god, what have I just said?"

Where got anything sick about joke no. 9? It's a perfectly normal sentence, it's our dirty brain that makes us think about other things. ;)

Anyway, I found out that those jokes are actually recycled jokes.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/olympics.asp

Posted on: 2004/9/4 3:38
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